hipscrack turned 3 today!
your tattoo says ‘only god can judge me’ yet here i am
The Comedy Central Shop just flipped the sign over telling all fashion hunters that it’s BEAR SEASON.
Wanna rock that bear coat? Need to rock that bear coat? DEMAND to rock that bear coat?
Then get your OFFICIAL Workaholics Bear Coat right HERE!
so for some reason hershey’s thinks that golden apples would be great to sell as valentine’s candy
so i got one and wrote this on top:
and left it on a table in the studio
less than five minutes later people were fighting about it
my plan has thus far been a success
This is the most important thing that’s ever happened in history.
“I went to the store the other day, and accidentally bought some anti-aging lotion. At first I was upset, but my right hand and my dick have never looked younger.”